I always love playing with spelling. I must be the child of one of the two Ronnie’s. Piss pronouncing my worms.
These are mine:
My god has no nose, how does it spell?
Voldermort (or is that Tom Riddle?) OR Awful.
(from the old joke: My dog has no nose, how does it smell?) – see Hitler telling it in the British comedy show – Not The Nine O’Clock News .
and my most recent (though not as clever as the above(all things are relative) and if my Sister is reading this then feel free not to laugh):
Apple Boogies if I broke the rulez. Smelling god was never my 4tay.